Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How often does a question have to be asked before you’ll add it to the Frequently Asked Questions page?
A: Frequently.

Q: Who are you?
A: Jared.

Q: What do you think is the largest contributor to adolescent misbehavior in the Unites States?
A: One of my favorite movies is Galaxy Quest.
> Uh… that’s not what I asked.
< I know, sorry … but I really wanted to share that.  I mean, I think that people want to know.

Q: Can you really surf behind a boat … like on a lake?
A: Yes, without a rope or anything.

Q: What do you do in your spare time?
A: Write mock interviews of myself.

Q: How often do you post to this blog?
A: As often as I can.

Q: That’s not very often.
A: That wasn’t a question.
Q: Sorry.
A: S’alright.