Losing the key to icy cool refreshment
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It’s a wonder more people don’t steal bags of ice from the storage lockers outside convenience stores. I guess they don’t worry about those dishonest few who would snark a bag, since it’s so easy to make more.
Or, more likely, they know that the percentage of bags stolen will be more than made up for by those who forget they purchased a bag of ice by the time they walk outside. Retail genius, if you ask me.Those poor saps drive home and then realize afterwards that they forgot their key to icy cool refreshment. Then they probably sit and wonder whether anyone would think they’re stealing if they returned to make good on their purchase … (sigh) I guess I’ll end up paying double for that bag of ice … again. |
